This is an episode with the plot and transcript created by PB&Jotterisnumber1.
- Simon as CloneDVD
- Joey as AnyDVD
- Steven as Game Jackal and Policeman #2
- Paul as Ernest Otter and Igor the Mii
- Kayla as Sophie the Otter and Jelly Otter
- Kimberly as Peanut Otter
- Shy Girl as Butter Otter
- Jennifer as Opal Otter
- Princess as Sydney Otter
- Kate as Aunt Nanner Otter
- French Fry as Redolfo Otter
- Susan as Judge Judy
- Brian as Justdancingsamuel
- Dave as WilliamWill2343 and Policeman #1
- Kidaroo as FBI Warning Narrator
CloneDVD and AnyDVD create over a million copies of bootleg DVDs of The Lego Movie and distribute them to many DVD retailers across North America. When Sophie the Otter, her aunt Opal, her uncle Ernest, and her cousins PB&J purchase one of the copies at a Best Buy store in the city of Hoohaw, Ontario, Canada and take it to PB&J's houseboat, they discover that the copy is a bootleg as with many other copies created by CloneDVD and AnyDVD. Back at CloneDVD and AnyDVD's house, Game Jackal grounds the two for making the copies and orders the police to arrest them. During the trial, the jury (consisting of Sophie the Otter, Opal, Ernest, PB&J, Sydney Otter, Redolfo Otter, Aunt Nanner Otter, Justdancingsamuel, WilliamWill2343, and Igor the Mii) finds the duo guilty. CloneDVD and AnyDVD become sentenced to execution via the electric chair.
CloneDVD: "AnyDVD, let's create 1 million pirated DVD copies of The Lego Movie and distribute them all across North America by changing the previews, messing up the FBI warning, and having it crash before it even shows the menu!"
AnyDVD: "I love that idea! We will also label them as non-pirated so that we can play a prank on the consumers!"
[After 1 million bootleg DVD copies of The Lego Movie were produced, labelled, and distributed]
AnyDVD: "Yes! We're finally ready to do some damage to the economy and industry!"
[Cut to: Sophie the Otter and her cousins, aunt, and uncle are at Best Buy trying to decide a DVD]
Peanut: "Mom, Dad! Let's go get The Lego Movie on DVD, it will be as cool as Bucky Spacebeaver!"
Ernest: "OK, Peanut. We have enough money to afford it!"
Sophie: "Well, this DVD is rated PG. I don't think some material will be suitable for you and your sisters, Peanut. But you can watch it with me!"
[After they purchased the DVD and returned to PB&J's houseboat]
Sophie: "PB&J, your parents are busy preparing supper. So you can watch it with me! In case if there's a problem playing the DVD, I can tell your mom and dad."
[We cut to the FBI Warning that reads the following: FEDERAL LAW DOESN'T GIVE A F***ING S*** ABOUT UNAUTHORIZED COPIES OF MEDIA! THEN WHO THE F*** CARES? IT'S JUST A STUPID DVD! IT DOESN'T DO ANY D*** HARM! CASUAL PEOPLE CAN COPY THIS DVD WHENEVER THEY PLEASE! IT WON'T GET THEM IN TROUBLE! NO FINES, FELONIES OR ANYTHING! NO RIGHTS RESERVED! >:D -CloneDVD and AnyDVD. A narrator reads the FBI warning.]
[Cut to: Back to the couch where PB&J and Sophie are sitting]
Jelly: "Well, that warning looks a lot different than the ones I saw when watching the previews for our tapes and DVDs."
Peanut: "You're a genius, Jel! The ones who made that lying warning are wrong! You can get in trouble if you make your own copy!"
[Then we cut to a fake logo that consists of a photo of someone using the middle finger gesture as a background and pictures of nude women along with the words "F*** YEAH FOR PIRACY DVD" in blood red while a mix of loud screams and multiple people saying swear phrases plays in the background]
[We cut back to the couch one more time]
Peanut and Jelly: (Looking disgusted) "Yuck!"
Baby Butter: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
[The DVD previews stop playing and the DVD eventually crashes]
Sophie: "Wait a sec, it must be a bootleg from two dastardly critters named CloneDVD and AnyDVD!"
Jelly: "Try calling Game Jackal on the phone!"
Sophie: "Jelly, your request has been granted." (calls on the phone) "Hello, Game Jackal. Guess what CloneDVD and AnyDVD did! They created 1 million bootleg DVD copies of The Lego Movie. They replaced the normal FBI warning with one that has false info and the logo they included in the bootleg was revolting and inappropriate. Mind if you ground them? OK. Oodelay."
[Cut to: CloneDVD and AnyDVD's room]
[Game Jackal walks in]
Game Jackal: "CloneDVD and AnyDVD, I received a call from Sophie the Otter from Lake Hoohaw stating that you created 1 million pirated copies of The Lego Movie on DVD. Am I correct?"
AnyDVD: "Yes. We did it because we want to damage the economy and industry."
CloneDVD: "Not only that, but we were also bored."
Game Jackal: (in Scary Voice) "HOW IN THE NAME OF SLYSOFT COULD YOU DO A NASTY CONTRIBUTION TO THE INDUSTRY AND ECONOMY?! THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW AND THERE ARE NONE LEFT! YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER!"
Game Jackal: (in normal voice) "And as a bonus, I will call the authorities on you."
CloneDVD: "No no no no no no no no! Don't even think about calling the cops on us!"
Game Jackal: "You disobeyed a law in the policy of GoCity, so that is what you receive!" (on the phone) "Hello police, CloneDVD and AnyDVD created 1 million bootleg copies of The Lego Movie. I would like you to put both of them on trial. Thanks."
Policeman #1: (over the phone) "OK, we will arrive in less than 5 minutes."
[Less than 5 minutes later]
Policeman #1: "CloneDVD and AnyDVD, both of you put your hands behind your backs. You are under arrest."
Policeman #2: "You both have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to us during questioning. If you can't afford one, one will be automatically appointed if you wish."
[The police handcuff both of them]
AnyDVD: "We wanted to cause trouble."
Policeman #1: "Tell it to the judge, you two."
[The policemen and CloneDVD and AnyDVD leave the scene]
[Cut to: At the trial at the GoCity Court]
Judge Judy: "Order in the court, order in the court citizens. Today's defendants we have here are CloneDVD and AnyDVD. You two, do you pronounce yourself as guilty or innocent?"
CloneDVD: "Well, we pronounce ourselves as...."
AnyDVD: "Innocent. We didn't mean to do it! We're sorry!"
Sophie: "Reality check there. You guys actually did it on purpose just because you want to cause damage to the industry and economy. You know doing so will cause business issues and concerns by the FBI. You should be considered guilty."
Peanut: "My older cousin's right! Sophie, Jelly, Butter, and I realized that the warning looked way different than the ones shown on usual VHS and DVD openings."
Jelly: "I agree with Peanut. Making your own copies can get you in trouble. Plus, the logo that came after the warning disgusted and terrified us! Now thanks to you two, we will get nightmares from that logo. So I think you're actually guilty!"
Butter: "Me too!"
Opal: "I'm with you on what you said, PB&J. As for you, CloneDVD and AnyDVD, you really disappointed, disgusted, and frightened the kids with that bootleg DVD!"
Ernest: "I agree with my wife. The kids, especially Peanut, were looking forward to seeing The Lego Movie on DVD, but you fooled us by sticking a label claiming that the DVD copies you made weren't pirated, but they truly were! Shame on you! We wasted some Canadian dollars on the DVD because of you pirating them!"
Sydney Otter: "I'm seeing you as guilty hags too! What the h*** was that for when you made those stupid bootleg copies of The Lego Movie?"
Anna 'Aunt Nanner' Otter: "I think you're guilty too because you decided to put a hole in the industry! Apparently, your actions will be shown on the GNN news and Lake Hoohaw Newsflash!"
Redolfo Otter: "You heard my wife, CloneDVD and AnyDVD! Now the Best Buy store in the city of Hoohaw will remove the copies you distributed there as with other stores!"
Justdancingsamuel: "I'm also saying that you two are guilty. My girlfriend Joey King and I are not happy with the bootlegs you made! Now you angered many The LEGO Movie fans such as SERGEANTCOMMANDARMY who were waiting to buy it on DVD!"
WilliamWill2343: "The others are correct! We all hate bootlegs and you know piracy is not a game nor it is legal to do so!"
Igor the Mii: "I agree! You f***in' copiers! Piracy is illegal, I hope you burn in H***!"
Sophie: "Your honor, how do you pronounce these two animals?"
Judge Judy: "As with the majority of you said, we have found CloneDVD and AnyDVD guilty for creating a million bootleg copies of The Lego Movie on DVD. Their punishment will be execution via the electric chair. Guards, take them away!"
Policeman #2: "We're on it, Judge Judy!"
[The police take CloneDVD and AnyDVD away]
[Cut to: The police car drives off to the police station]
[CloneDVD and AnyDVD take their mugshots]
Policeman #1: (showing the two, who are now dressed in prison suits, their cell) "Now this is your cell. The next day, you will be electrocuted!"
[The next day]
Policeman #1: "Come on out, boys. It's execution time!"
[The cell doors open and the policemen direct CloneDVD and AnyDVD to two seats]
[The police use two razors to shave the two animals' hair off, leaving them bald]
Policeman #2: "Now we will take you to the electric chairs!"
[The two police direct CloneDVD and AnyDVD to the electric chairs]
Policeman #1: "Any last words?"
AnyDVD & CloneDVD: "We don't want to Die!"
Policeman #1: "Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1......Go!" (flips the switch)
[CloneDVD and AnyDVD scream while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection"]
[CloneDVD and AnyDVD are now dead]
[Cut to: The graveyard. Two tombstones that read "BIH CloneDVD" and "BIH AnyDVD" are seen near the members of the jury, who are celebrating their death]
[We pan down to hell where Satan is poking CloneDVD and AnyDVD with his pitchfork.]