[We see the words, "GoAnimate Pictures proudly presents you a crossover..." and the name of the episode. Then, it goes to the theme song, and then the title card. It goes to the beginning of the episode after that]
Narrator: Ah, summer day. Where people go to the beach and eat some brain-freezing ice cream. Well, except for two. Let's see what our friends, Eric and PC Guy, are doing. [It shows the brothers in the living room, watching television]
Eric: Batteries in the remote control, check. Air conditioner, check. Bag of potato chips, check. And last but not least, 12 bottles of water, check.
PC Guy: There, our check list is complete. Now is the time to relax and watch some TV. This is going to be the best stress-free day ever.
Susan: Turn the TV off, boys.
Eric: [turns it off] Aww! But why?
Paul: Because we're going on vacation.
Eric: To where?
Paul: Disneyland! [Eric and PC Guy cheer] We're taking your cousins Sid and Kate with us, since their parents are gone for the weekend.
Eric and PC Guy: Aww man!
Paul: Don't worry, there's a TV in our car. Also, you can bring your electronics and toys.
Eric and PC Guy: Whoopee! [they pack their bags quickly and rushes to the car]
Susan: I think we should go to Disney World, Paul. Besides, it has more rides and more motels. It even has two water parks! We can also take a bus ride there.
Paul: Fine. [pauses for a few seconds] So anyways, why didn't we bring my very own boat? I've been saving money for that - and for the bills too!
Susan: Why are you bringing up a topic from a long time ago? Plus, I didn't even know that boat was still in the garage. Wasn't there baby raccoons and cricket spiders in that thing already?
Paul: What? We can always clean it out.
Susan: There's more raccoons and cricket spiders than you think.
Paul: Whatever, I'm about to get behind the wheel. I'll just pretend that boat never existed.
Susan: Yup, we're totally gonna have fun as a family. [it cuts to the family, along with Sid and Kate, inside the car, ready to leave]
Paul: Okay guys, do you have everything you need? [everyone shakes their heads] Good. Because we're leaving as of... now! [starts the car and drives to the road]
PC Guy: Why do I have to be way in the back? There's way too many junk back here!
Paul: Because I said so.
PC Guy: Ugh.
Susan: Hey kids, let's all play a game called, "I Never Told Anyone This Before".
PC Guy: How do you play it?
Susan: It's simple. All you do is tell a really cool secret you've never told anyone before. For example, did you know I had a pet chameleon when I was your age?
PC Guy: No, you never told me that! Did you know I was the one that looked through the school principal's photo album one time? Boy, did she have an ugly nose in second grade.
Paul: LEAVE THE POOR LADY ALONE!
PC Guy: What? It's true, though.
Eric: Did you know that I... uh... I forgot.
PC Guy: I'm bored. [gets some soda and turns the TV on]
Susan: Don't watch cartoons. Have this DVD instead.
PC Guy: What is this?
Susan: A DVD that teaches you Spanish. [PC Guy puts it in the DVD player and the movie begins]
Announcer: Hola, my name is Roberto, and today I'm going to teach you how to speak Spanish. Let's begin, amigos.
PC Guy: I guess I'm gonna brainwash myself for the entire road trip.
Susan: Eric, we need to switch seats. I gotta feed Sid his lunch.
Eric: Okay mom. [switches seats with Susan. Eric goes in the front with Paul] Dad, can I change the radio station?
Paul: No. On the last road trip, we made a deal. Whoever is driving can control the radio.
Eric: Oh yeah, I forgot.
PC Guy: Man, I'm getting tired of this Spanish DVD. So, I'm gonna watch something else. [turns the channel] Yay, soccer is on!
Sid: Me wike oo watch swoccer. (Translation: I like to watch soccer.)
Susan: Here comes the airplane, Sid. [imitates airplane noises and gives Sid a carrot stick]
Sid: Wum, wum! (Translation: Yum yum!)
Kate: I'm so bored that I'm getting bored of reading my gossip magazines.
Paul: Don't worry Kate, we're near a gas station. We can stretch and use the bathroom there. [parks the car at the gas station. Everyone exits the vehicle] We're here.
Eric: Finally. [It cuts to the family back in the car, driving to the road]
Paul: Okay, we should be at Disneyland in an hour or two.
PC Guy: An hour or two?! Oh well, at least there are a couple ways to occupy myself. [builds a pillow fort] There. Now I can be alone in my own little fort.
Eric: Can I change the radio station?
Eric: I'm begging you!
Paul: I said no.
Eric: Dad, I'm hungry.
Paul: Well, hi Hungry, my name is Dad. How are you?
Eric: Dad, I'm serious!
Paul: No, your name is Hungry.
Eric: Are you kidding me?!
Paul: Nope, I'm Dad.
Eric: I hope you're joking!
Paul: I thought you were Hungry. My actual name is Dad, and I'm going to leave your mother.
Paul: Oh darn, what I meant to say was... Meet your mother.
Susan: Hi, Hungry! [Eric yells in anger]
PC Guy: Eric, you do know that there's food in the back?
Eric: Oh, there are? Darn it!
Susan: Paul, slow down, there's another car in front of us!
Paul: Eh, what? [bumps into the car] Oh no! Our road trip is ruined! [the people from the other car come out]
Repair Man 1: I know you didn't mean to crash into our car, because that's okay. Accidents do happen.
Repair Man 2: We'll fix your car for free!
Paul: Thanks, you people are the best.
Repair Man 2: Anytime, we're here to help. [everyone leaves the car and packs everything]
Susan: Where are we going to stay for the night?
Paul: I have no idea. We can always camp out in the forest.
Eric: Oh my goodness, no!
PC Guy: Look guys, there's a sign. [The sign reads: "WELCOME TO PALLET TOWN"]
Susan: Pallet Town, huh? I guess we can go check that place out. Come on everyone. [everyone follows her]
PC Guy: Well, this is unusual. Does anybody live here?
Eric: Maybe we can just ding-dong ditch and run away.
PC Guy: No, that's a bad idea.
Eric: Good idea.
PC Guy: Bad.
PC Guy: Good- I mean bad.
PC Guy: I'm going to step on your shoe.
Ash: Hey, why are you guys fighting?
Eric: Huh? What, who, us? Who said that?
Ash: I did. Who are you guys?
Eric: My name is Eric.
Paul: I thought your name was Hungry.
Eric: No I'm not!
PC Guy: My name is PC Guy, but that's not my real name. My real name is a secret.
Ash: You can tell me later.
Eric: His real name is E-
PC Guy: Hush hush hush hush.
Ash: Well, we need some rest, because you won't believe how long we have been awake.
PC Guy: Me too. This morning I slipped on my toothpaste tube and got myself a black eye but it healed quick. Then, I got my tongue caught in the cake mixer but my tongue managed to escape. And before that, I went to go fetch the newspaper for my dad and a Great Dane barked at me in a threatening way. And before that-
Narrator: Many nonsense tales later.
PC Guy: When I went to brush my teeth, I did brush - except with shaving cream. Then, I went to cook some eggs but I accidentally put soap powder on the frying pan. That explains why the eggs tasted salty this morning, Mom. Comes to show it: Everyone has luck except for me.
Misty: [laughs] I just love your tall tales.
Tracey: We reached the top of the hill. Can we get some rest now?
PC Guy: Uh-huh... [Everyone falls asleep, except for PC Guy] One time, a neighbor asked Eric and I to watch over his house for ten days. He never told me he had a pet boa. Funny thing was that the boa's name was Fluffy. He always injured me. I had to go to the ER twice because of him. Oh yeah, once, I went to school for nothing because I thought it was the day before. [Pants]
Misty: I'd love to get some sleep, but you keep being a chatter box!
Eric: Yeah. Go to sleep already.
PC Guy: I'm... e-exhausted already... [Runs out of breath and falls asleep]